Saturday, 28 January 2012

How english lessons have ruined your life.

Don't get me wrong, I love English. Most of the time, but I've only just realised that the amount of over-analysing everything is the biggest load of bullshit I've heard in my life.

I'm pretty sure the authors/illustrators did not go into full depth on why they chose that colour is word, but it seems that English teachers think they did.
For example, we have to compare the original Macbeth to the manga version, the fact that I have to write a paragraph on why the background is black is taking the piss.

"The black background suggests darkness coming over Lady Macbeth's mind and shows the darkness of the scene and what builds up to Duncan's death"

Oh please, they chose black because they fucking wanted to. Not because they thought it would be full of meaning.

And i generally believe that is why girls are fucked up today, we always over-analyse everything someone does when it probably is nothing.

"Why is he looking at her? Does he fancy her? Are they in a relationship?"

No, he's just using his fucking eyes and casually looking around.

And that's how English lessons have ruined your life.
Sian x

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