Well its slightly the opposite, being the bro a girl and the hoe the boy, but they both act like hoes.
So my best friend has a brother.
And tbh he ain't a looker. (She won't be insulted, i hope)
But then again my scale is ugly to Ryan Gosling/One Direction
He's 18.
We're 16.
Okay background story done. Lets begin.
My friend has just found out that one of her friends, the SAME AGE as us, is going out with her 18 YEAR OLD BROTHER.
And you're probably thinking...And?
Well I would love you to stay calm when you walk downstairs and see your brother/sister with your friend.
Yeah, not fucking likely.
Turns out they've had this relationship for months, like friends with benefits. And that makes it even worse.
Wouldn't you tell your friend before you start the stupid failure of a relationship?
Anyway, I'm just looking forward to seeing the awkwardness between them tomorrow.
WOOOOO!
And remember, Bros' before Hoes'
SianP.S to make my friend happy I have a picture of her future husbands :L
'Cause I'm a fucking nice friend.
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