Monday, 30 January 2012

My favourite shows at this moment in time.

I'm trying to do a post every day this week, I'm getting desperate already.

I thought I would enlighten you all with my favourite 5 shows at this moment in time, obviously I love tons of shows but these are the special ones I have to remember to watch.

1) NEW GIRL


"Who's that girl, who's that girl....it's Jess!"
About a girl who splits up with her boyfriend and moves in with 3 other guys, possibly the funniest show I've seen in a while, and the theme tune just makes me smile. And the awesome thing about it is that you can actually recognise some of your friends doing what Jess does.


2) SKINS

It's pretty obvious that I would choose this, since I work on another blog dedicated to that and misfits, its just about teenagers and their awesome fucked up lives. Now who wouldn't like that?


3) 2 BROKE GIRLS


I know this hasn't been shown in the UK yet, but I couldn't resist watching it online, its hilarious. Possibly the best show ever and its about cupcakes! Now who doesn't like cupcakes? Basically its about a posh girl who moves in with an average working girl after her dad is sent to prison for fraud, they both work at a cafe but try to raise money to start their own cupcake business. Trust me its better than it sounds.

4) 90210

Come on, who doesn't love this show?! It's about a group of wealthy teenagers and their life through high school, well now its about college but who cares? Its the most dramatic thing on tv.

5) MISFITS


Yes i know, its finished ageeesss ago, but I just can't get over the finale... I have no idea how they are making a 4th series. Please, just let me be.



So that's all for now, tomorrow I'll probably do top 5 films at the moment until I can come up with some rant.
Sian x

Sunday, 29 January 2012

Popularity whores suck.

I think we all know someone that can't not have the most followers on twitter, or the most Friends etc? 
Recently its become even more annoying, since everyone is starting to go onto twitter, it seems that the whole point of it is to have enough followers even if you don't know that person. I swear most of the popularity whores tweets are "Re-tweet for a mention" Or their tagline is probably "I follow back!" So i other words its not that people like you, its because people want to be a popular whore like you. 

And by whore I don't just mean girls, boys are just as bad too.

For example there is a guy at my school, he literally boasts all the time that he has loads of followers, and people swarm to him to get mentioned and subsequently get followed by strangers. 
Well this whore decided to get tumblr, which is an amazing website, but after a week of using it he called it crap and "Didn't get what to do"

Really? You post photos, quotes, music on your own blog and get followers and re-blogs from people?
ITS THE SAME AS FUCKING TWITTER YOU DOUCHE. 
Instead of re-tweet, you re-blog. Idiot. 

So I casually asked how many followers he had, I only have like 170, but I'm not going out of my way to get them, people follow you because they like your photos, not because they want to be popular. He said he had 10, most of them were people he knew that were just being nice. 
The reason he doesn't have many followers is because his blog sucks, BIG TIME. Posting stupid iphone pictures and trying to make his own artistic "Love photos" they suck, and what does tumblr do to people like that? They spit them out, no popularity whores allowed.

So next time you think about joining a new social network, just think that not all of them are about having the most followers.
Sian x

Saturday, 28 January 2012

A best friend's for life, not just for christmas.

Everyone has Friends and even a bestfriend, but i don't think I could ever have a better one than mine.

Okay sure sometimes she gets on my nerves with her fucking obsessions (although she denies) but i cant state for a fact that she is probably tweeting at one direction right now. Dear god.

As I've said many a time I'm socially awkward, she is the only one that gives me time and skips out on choir because I would be a super loner if she didn't, even though we just sit together and complain about things and find the stupidest things amusing. Like parrots for example.

I literally don't know what I would do without this bitch, she digs out stuff for me about my crush or juicy gossip whilst i give her sarcastic comments back. We're chalk and cheese on a whole over level.

 I love my bestfriend.
 And because she made me,

My blog has gone to new lows.
Sian x

How english lessons have ruined your life.

Don't get me wrong, I love English. Most of the time, but I've only just realised that the amount of over-analysing everything is the biggest load of bullshit I've heard in my life.

I'm pretty sure the authors/illustrators did not go into full depth on why they chose that colour is word, but it seems that English teachers think they did.
For example, we have to compare the original Macbeth to the manga version, the fact that I have to write a paragraph on why the background is black is taking the piss.

"The black background suggests darkness coming over Lady Macbeth's mind and shows the darkness of the scene and what builds up to Duncan's death"

Oh please, they chose black because they fucking wanted to. Not because they thought it would be full of meaning.

And i generally believe that is why girls are fucked up today, we always over-analyse everything someone does when it probably is nothing.

"Why is he looking at her? Does he fancy her? Are they in a relationship?"

No, he's just using his fucking eyes and casually looking around.

And that's how English lessons have ruined your life.
Sian x

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Bros' before hoes.

Well its slightly the opposite, being the bro a girl and the hoe the boy, but they both act like hoes.

So my best friend has a brother.
And tbh he ain't a looker. (She won't be insulted, i hope)
But then again my scale is ugly to Ryan Gosling/One Direction

He's 18.
We're 16.

Okay background story done. Lets begin.

My friend has just found out that one of her friends, the SAME AGE as us, is going out with her 18 YEAR OLD BROTHER. 
And you're probably thinking...And?

Well I would love you to stay calm when you walk downstairs and see your brother/sister with your friend. 

Yeah, not fucking likely. 
Turns out they've had this relationship for months, like friends with benefits. And that makes it even worse.

Wouldn't you tell your friend before you start the stupid failure of a relationship?

Anyway, I'm just looking forward to seeing the awkwardness between them tomorrow.
WOOOOO!

And remember, Bros' before Hoes'
Sian

P.S to make my friend happy I have a picture of her future husbands :L
'Cause I'm a fucking nice friend.