Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play "Would You Rather?"

I feel so bad for not updating in like a month...wah.

A couple of days ago me and my friend were bored and decided to play would you rather?

I think everyone knows the game would you rather, but if you don't, basically someone says "Would you rather eat your own foot, or have someone eat it for you?" or something like that and you have to choose which one you would prefer. Pretty simple right?

Wrong, if you're me.

I over-analyse every single situation, like for example there was a question that was "would you rather have someone wake you up singing, or sing you to sleep?"  

Now in my opinion I would rather have someone wake me up singing, because if someone fell asleep when I was singing to them, I would be a little annoyed, but this would mean that you have slept with the person who sang to you, whereas the person singing to you in the morning may have just come in...like some creepy stalker.

The same goes for "Shoot, shag, marry"

Because if you think about it, if you marry someone you would most likely have sex with them more wouldn't you? So I always think the person I most likely would want to bang would go on "Marry" whereas the 2nd most bangable with go in "Shag" 

I can't believe I've just explained my theory for a fucking game.

Oh dear lord.

You can tell that I'm being productive on study leave.

Sian x
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When People think I Care About Their Lives.

2 rants in a day? You lucky people.

I have said many a time that I am socially awkward, I barely talk, I would say I'm a good listener to people and I try to understand their problems and help them.

Yeah I'm a fucking saint.

But recently I feel that this is the worse thing to be good at because It seems that everyone thinks that I want to know about their lives... sure I don't mind hearing a story once or twice. But do not give me updates every fucking day. I don't care that much. 

And what's even more annoying is when they exaggerate it and whilst you listen to them you talk to yourself saying:

"Is this person for real?"

"Do they think I believe that?"

"Argh shut up."

"Stop talking."

"I DON'T CARE."

"I'm hungry."

"No seriously. Shut up."

Maybe sometimes i want to talk about something other than your weird life which probably isn't even like what you say. As selfish as that sounds...wait no it doesn't sometimes I wanna talk too.

I've just started replying with blunt sentences and words.

They don't seem to catch on.

Please take the hint soon please.

Sian x

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