Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play "Would You Rather?"

I feel so bad for not updating in like a month...wah.

A couple of days ago me and my friend were bored and decided to play would you rather?

I think everyone knows the game would you rather, but if you don't, basically someone says "Would you rather eat your own foot, or have someone eat it for you?" or something like that and you have to choose which one you would prefer. Pretty simple right?

Wrong, if you're me.

I over-analyse every single situation, like for example there was a question that was "would you rather have someone wake you up singing, or sing you to sleep?"  

Now in my opinion I would rather have someone wake me up singing, because if someone fell asleep when I was singing to them, I would be a little annoyed, but this would mean that you have slept with the person who sang to you, whereas the person singing to you in the morning may have just come in...like some creepy stalker.

The same goes for "Shoot, shag, marry"

Because if you think about it, if you marry someone you would most likely have sex with them more wouldn't you? So I always think the person I most likely would want to bang would go on "Marry" whereas the 2nd most bangable with go in "Shag" 

I can't believe I've just explained my theory for a fucking game.

Oh dear lord.

You can tell that I'm being productive on study leave.

Sian x
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