Why I dislike the female race.

I haven't updated in like 2 months.
I generally have no excuse.
No one reads this anyway.
But anyway.

Very recently I have been getting more and more annoyed at hanging around with girls, I think I'm more friendly with guys and have a laugh with them, rather than talking about feelings and shit. Dear lord.

Some girls I know tend to talk about relationships... A LOT.
It's like everyone is obsessed with having a boyfriend... please, you are 16, no relationship is gonna be really strong when you're that age. But it can still be a good relationship, but I wouldn't go into saying that you're gonna last forever and get married. I really hope some people stop the soppy statuses saying 'Forever and always' when that clearly won't be the truth.

And then you have some girls who just want to talk about how badly their life sucks.
Really? You live in a house, you have food, you have friends, you have family. Stop being so attention seeking. It really bugs me when people say that and you know they have a good life... It's kind of like don't be ungrateful.

In other news I start college next week and I'm so freaking glad because I never have to see anyone from my school that I can't stand ever again. Good riddens.

Um, I may be moving blogs because I kind of want a fresh start and I might start vlogging again, but I'm deleting my old ones because they make me cringe.

Good day amigos
Sian x
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Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play "Would You Rather?"

I feel so bad for not updating in like a month...wah.

A couple of days ago me and my friend were bored and decided to play would you rather?

I think everyone knows the game would you rather, but if you don't, basically someone says "Would you rather eat your own foot, or have someone eat it for you?" or something like that and you have to choose which one you would prefer. Pretty simple right?

Wrong, if you're me.

I over-analyse every single situation, like for example there was a question that was "would you rather have someone wake you up singing, or sing you to sleep?"  

Now in my opinion I would rather have someone wake me up singing, because if someone fell asleep when I was singing to them, I would be a little annoyed, but this would mean that you have slept with the person who sang to you, whereas the person singing to you in the morning may have just come in...like some creepy stalker.

The same goes for "Shoot, shag, marry"

Because if you think about it, if you marry someone you would most likely have sex with them more wouldn't you? So I always think the person I most likely would want to bang would go on "Marry" whereas the 2nd most bangable with go in "Shag" 

I can't believe I've just explained my theory for a fucking game.

Oh dear lord.

You can tell that I'm being productive on study leave.

Sian x
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Procrastination is a bitch.

Hello, I really should be revising for my exams but here I am...blogging, as usual.

I swear I am the biggest procrastinator in the world, especially when it comes to revision

I know loads of people that revise weeks in advance, but that doesn't work for me, I have to do it last minute otherwise I will never remember anything.

I found it funny that a guy in my maths class revised loads for maths and failed miserably whilst i revised last minute and passed. (And now I don't have to ever do maths again...praise the fucking lord)

 

But when it comes round to it I get so distracted...for example:

-I'll start revising now

--Oh wait I should check facebook and tumblr....

---Aw look at the cute cat gif!

----Hahahaha a whore posted a new photo 

-----Wait, Sian focus.... biology

------Aw the best friend messaged me (Start 10 minute conversation)

-------Lets look at the revision guide...

--------So....much....reading....eugh.

---------Fuck this.

Yeah, and it happens again and again...

I know, I know I really should focus, but my feeling is that I don't need biology... I'm doing media and the only thing I needed was maths at grade C which I now have so I'm set, the thing I will focus on is English because I want to do something within media and journalism so this would be good for me :) (Lol jk I just wanna work for Sugarscape k?)

...And the fact that I suck at poetry and should probably focus on that and Animal Farm.

Good luck to everyone with their exams! 

And sorry that I have been so shit with posting lately.

Sian x
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When People think I Care About Their Lives.

2 rants in a day? You lucky people.

I have said many a time that I am socially awkward, I barely talk, I would say I'm a good listener to people and I try to understand their problems and help them.

Yeah I'm a fucking saint.

But recently I feel that this is the worse thing to be good at because It seems that everyone thinks that I want to know about their lives... sure I don't mind hearing a story once or twice. But do not give me updates every fucking day. I don't care that much. 

And what's even more annoying is when they exaggerate it and whilst you listen to them you talk to yourself saying:

"Is this person for real?"

"Do they think I believe that?"

"Argh shut up."

"Stop talking."

"I DON'T CARE."

"I'm hungry."

"No seriously. Shut up."

Maybe sometimes i want to talk about something other than your weird life which probably isn't even like what you say. As selfish as that sounds...wait no it doesn't sometimes I wanna talk too.

I've just started replying with blunt sentences and words.

They don't seem to catch on.

Please take the hint soon please.

Sian x

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People Should Talk About Their Lives More Quietly.

I have lost inspiration over the past couple of weeks because I've had nothing to rant about, but it seems in the past 2 weeks people are really pissing me off, especially people who talk super loudly about irritating things no one wants to hear about.

I'm sorry, I don't want to hear about how high you got and how many boys you got with last weekend, in my opinion I would be keeping that stuff to myself...not the best thing to be proud of...You being a slut. Wooo! Preach!

I wouldn't be saying this stuff really loudly in a classroom so the whole fucking world can hear...Its almost like they think people care about their annoyingly stupid lives. Newsflash. I don't.

And what's just as bad is singing loudly.

I know kill me- I'm all for singing a song loudly when you're on your own or with friends and you know that you can't sing it well then its fine because that's hilarious like the time my friend started singing "One Thing" whilst on an escalator and started dramatically walking down it.

It was going up.

Possibly the most hilarious things I've ever seen.

I wish I had a camera at that time.

Damnit.

But these people clearly think they should be on the X-factor and it's beyond irritating, just shut up for a second and think about the people who have to listen to this shit for an hour. 

I wrote this on my ipod a week ago and while I was my friend was singing a lovely rendition of "My heart will go on" with my name in it...I'm flattered but slightly disturbed. 

And no we were in the room on our own when she started... those fuckers luckily left.

I might do another vlog sometime about food....because everyone likes food.

I was going to do it tonight, but I keep putting it off and I don't know why.

I'm only doing it because 3 of my friends are begging me to because I am so brilliant at them.

PAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right.

I am so retarded in my vlogs.

Waah.

Sian x

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When Your Friends Try To Get Something Out Of You.

I am bored at college with nothing to do...time to rant then.

Don't you hate it when people try to get some sort of secret out of you?
Yeah, that's happening right now.
So in my previous post I talked about my friends slightly awkward encounter (which she says is still awkward) and now my friends are trying to figure out who the guy is... and I'm trying to be a good friend, but I'm cracking under the pressure...you know when you can't keep a straight face, so every name they say I look really suspicious.... and they think it's a certain person but it's not and then you get into a awkward laughter that you can't stop.

Oh lord save me.

I'm being saved by my other friend who has just told me to write this.
And to make her happy, here's a picture of the dog she's obsessing over.



I have nothing else to say.
I'm really bored at college.
And they just figured it out.
Oh damn.
Bye.

When People Make Situations More Awkward Than They Should Be.

Well hello there.

I feel like I keep forgetting about this blog... I'm losing inspiration! 

UNTIL NOW.

Have you ever been in a situation when you have done something with someone and tried to get over it and move on but the other person just makes it awkward?

Yeah me and my friend are in this situation.

Okay, so my friend went to a party and got a little too drunk and made out with a guy (Which is ironic, because I nickname her slut...she's living up to her name!) Anyway it was with one of her best guy friends and she knows that it didn't mean anything, they both had a lot to drink and she thought they could move on.

But it seems that this guy is making it awkward.

He completely ignored her the rest of the day...really? It's like he thinks that shes gonna fall head over heels for him- which she's not. I swear girls are the ones that are meant to over analyse these type of situations?

All she wants to do is move on and have her friend back...but I don't think it will for a while if he keeps it up.

Oh school is gonna be interesting.

And now I'm in a situation too...

I recently became friends with someone who is really nice and has amazing music taste, she is a lesbian but who cares? I'm not bothered by that in the slightest! But I heard from 2 people that she had called me "Bangable" which is laughed at...at least someone thinks that? Even though it's the wrong sex? But anyway I guess she found out that I knew and has stopped talking to me full stop...maybe a casual smile every so often. It's like she thinks I won't like her anymore... but tbh I couldn't care less, we had such good conversations it feels like that's ruined because she is making it awkward. 

Eugh, some people.

Well that's all. This is a terrible post... I apologise greatly.

Don't you just love awkward things like this?

Sian xx
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