Sunday, 29 January 2012

Popularity whores suck.

I think we all know someone that can't not have the most followers on twitter, or the most Friends etc? 
Recently its become even more annoying, since everyone is starting to go onto twitter, it seems that the whole point of it is to have enough followers even if you don't know that person. I swear most of the popularity whores tweets are "Re-tweet for a mention" Or their tagline is probably "I follow back!" So i other words its not that people like you, its because people want to be a popular whore like you. 

And by whore I don't just mean girls, boys are just as bad too.

For example there is a guy at my school, he literally boasts all the time that he has loads of followers, and people swarm to him to get mentioned and subsequently get followed by strangers. 
Well this whore decided to get tumblr, which is an amazing website, but after a week of using it he called it crap and "Didn't get what to do"

Really? You post photos, quotes, music on your own blog and get followers and re-blogs from people?
ITS THE SAME AS FUCKING TWITTER YOU DOUCHE. 
Instead of re-tweet, you re-blog. Idiot. 

So I casually asked how many followers he had, I only have like 170, but I'm not going out of my way to get them, people follow you because they like your photos, not because they want to be popular. He said he had 10, most of them were people he knew that were just being nice. 
The reason he doesn't have many followers is because his blog sucks, BIG TIME. Posting stupid iphone pictures and trying to make his own artistic "Love photos" they suck, and what does tumblr do to people like that? They spit them out, no popularity whores allowed.

So next time you think about joining a new social network, just think that not all of them are about having the most followers.
Sian x

Saturday, 28 January 2012

A best friend's for life, not just for christmas.

Everyone has Friends and even a bestfriend, but i don't think I could ever have a better one than mine.

Okay sure sometimes she gets on my nerves with her fucking obsessions (although she denies) but i cant state for a fact that she is probably tweeting at one direction right now. Dear god.

As I've said many a time I'm socially awkward, she is the only one that gives me time and skips out on choir because I would be a super loner if she didn't, even though we just sit together and complain about things and find the stupidest things amusing. Like parrots for example.

I literally don't know what I would do without this bitch, she digs out stuff for me about my crush or juicy gossip whilst i give her sarcastic comments back. We're chalk and cheese on a whole over level.

 I love my bestfriend.
 And because she made me,

My blog has gone to new lows.
Sian x

How english lessons have ruined your life.

Don't get me wrong, I love English. Most of the time, but I've only just realised that the amount of over-analysing everything is the biggest load of bullshit I've heard in my life.

I'm pretty sure the authors/illustrators did not go into full depth on why they chose that colour is word, but it seems that English teachers think they did.
For example, we have to compare the original Macbeth to the manga version, the fact that I have to write a paragraph on why the background is black is taking the piss.

"The black background suggests darkness coming over Lady Macbeth's mind and shows the darkness of the scene and what builds up to Duncan's death"

Oh please, they chose black because they fucking wanted to. Not because they thought it would be full of meaning.

And i generally believe that is why girls are fucked up today, we always over-analyse everything someone does when it probably is nothing.

"Why is he looking at her? Does he fancy her? Are they in a relationship?"

No, he's just using his fucking eyes and casually looking around.

And that's how English lessons have ruined your life.
Sian x

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Bros' before hoes.

Well its slightly the opposite, being the bro a girl and the hoe the boy, but they both act like hoes.

So my best friend has a brother.
And tbh he ain't a looker. (She won't be insulted, i hope)
But then again my scale is ugly to Ryan Gosling/One Direction

He's 18.
We're 16.

Okay background story done. Lets begin.

My friend has just found out that one of her friends, the SAME AGE as us, is going out with her 18 YEAR OLD BROTHER. 
And you're probably thinking...And?

Well I would love you to stay calm when you walk downstairs and see your brother/sister with your friend. 

Yeah, not fucking likely. 
Turns out they've had this relationship for months, like friends with benefits. And that makes it even worse.

Wouldn't you tell your friend before you start the stupid failure of a relationship?

Anyway, I'm just looking forward to seeing the awkwardness between them tomorrow.
WOOOOO!

And remember, Bros' before Hoes'
Sian

P.S to make my friend happy I have a picture of her future husbands :L
'Cause I'm a fucking nice friend.

Saturday, 31 December 2011

New year, New Start. How about no.

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEEEPS!

So its the end of 2011 and everyone on Facebook is bugging me. BIG TIME.

"Ah 2012 let's hope its good!"

"2012-New year, New Start, New Personality"

Wait what?

New personality? Reaaally? How fake is that? You're changing yourself so you make new friends, to me that's fake, if you change your personality every year, how will anyone, including yourself know who the real you is anymore?

I just feel that you should be yourself, not everyone is gonna like you in life.I don't go out of my way to be friends with everyone because that would be 2 faced in my view. Don't follow the trends, wear, act, do what YOU want to do. 

So that's my er "Inspirational" message for the year.
Happy new year
Sian x

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Supermarkets are stupid.

I was gonna vlog about this... but I filmed it, and then realised I have the most retarded voice in the whole world, so maybe one day I will but not now.

So I was in the supermarket with my mum and I (As all other 16 year olds do) pushed the trolley around, it was fine until we got to the veggie aisle...

It's common sense to put your trolley to the side when getting things, YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR TROLLEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING AISLE. Especially at the entrance of the aisle when there is already people at the sides so you cant get in. This bitch clearly saw me and put her trolley in the middle of where I was going, I was sooooo tempted to push her trolley to the other end of the aisle, lazy bitch.

And then when she FINALLY got her carrots she got her trolley SMILED and walked off. 
Are you for real right now?
Really?

You just smiled at an angry youth my friend, BAD MOVE.



So that pissed me off for the rest of the shop.

I'm also in the process of writing a fantasy story on Wattpad (Yeah, I gave up on the other one) 

Peace and love- Unless you're the supermarket bitch. Then I hate you.
Sian x

Monday, 19 December 2011

Shady relationships.

Oh hey people. Oh LITTLE MIX WON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahem anyway.

You know what I really don't like?
People who say they're in love and don't show it.
I mean, I don't mean that I want to see you having sex in the middle of a supermarket, but maybe a cute hug or kiss once and a while? Not like some people who would just stand and hold each other. Wow.

There are a couple of relationships that have sprung up that I laughed at. And in less than a week they split. Many said the guy was a douche, now I know that "Douche" and he certainly isn't a...douche.

THE GIRLFRIEND IS.
This girl, is very irritating. She acts super flirty and slutty with other guys and never shows any of it to her boyfriend? And even messed around saying that she's in love with this guy who CLEARLY has a crush on her. And her boyfriend just stood there. If I was him, I would of got rid of her in an instant.

So what does this bitch do when they split up?
She makes a "Fake relationship" with the dude who fancies her.

Am i the only one who thinks that is SO FREAKING STUPID and makes her look like even more of a shady and slutty person?

If my crush was in a relationship with the girl I've talked about before I would have a fit.
Sian x